Recovering from this is like recovering from third-degree burns. Every time something touches me it hurts like hell, it’s going to take a fucking long time to heal, and there’s going to be a shit ton of scar tissue left over. This weekend was certainly a struggle. At first I was upset that I couldn’t go on the annual Memorial Day weekend camping trip. I hoped with all my...
This is waaaaay too epic not to reblog.
fuckyeahdementia: Bohemian Ragecomic (via)
I am crossing my fingers so hard that it rains this entire weekend while you’re camping without me.
I still love you very much, but...
Sometimes I just wish you would crash your stupid $30,000 truck because you loved it more than me.
My life is a movie
I haven’t had too many instances where my life story has felt worthy of being a movie, but yesterday it totally could have been. There were two events which made me think so. The first, I was driving home with my friend after having a wonderful barbecue with people I’ve dearly missed this past month. It was 5:59pm; the Rapture was close at hand. In an event of pure coincidence,...
I swear to God, there is NOTHING in this world that hurts worse than losing your best friend.
Go the fuck to sleep - a children's book →
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient...– Dr. Seuss
What I really want to say to you right now:
Fucking grow a pair and get over me already so I can hang out with your friends again.
Relationships are stupid.
Masturbation is like procrastination, it’s all good and fun until you realize...– Author Unknown (via thevillagebicycle)
Bin Laden is dead!
I’m so tired of always being the grown up.