February 2011
29 posts
Day 11
#11: Your current relationship, if single discuss how single life is
I am 4 years, 3 months, and 11 days into my current relationship. It’s been kind of bipolar for the last 2 years or so. I love the the kid with my entire heart, mind, and soul… but boy, am I tired. I just don’t want to lose him.
Day 10
#10: Your view on drugs and alcohol
I drink pretty much once every weekend, enough to stumble and knock shit over and occasionally not remember what happened when I wake up the next morning. I’ve never puked from it, though.
I used to get high, never on anything other than weed. The first time I smoked was out of an apple, and I’ve only hit from a bong on two occasions. I have a...
While the baby sleeps... →
Day 9
#9: Your last kiss
Was on Sunday night. I was on my way out the door to drive back to school. It was quick, unwanted because it meant I was leaving again.
Day 8
#8: Something you’re currently worrying about
My two exams and a paper due this week. There are other things on my mind as well, but these are the only things I need to address immediately.
Not-quite-mid-life crisis
I am seriously wondering why I went to college. Or maybe not so much why I went to college, but why I chose the career trajectory I did. For a long time I’ve been joking about how I’m going to be in school for pretty much my whole life and be so far in debt that I won’t be able to function. But lately the joke has hit me as a cold, harsh reality.
I am going to be in school...
Day 7
#7: Your opinion on cheating on people
Honestly, I can understand why people cheat. If you’re in a dead-end relationship or are really unhappy with your significant other, then yeah, you’re going to go out looking for what you don’t have. It’s kind of like the ultimate “fuck you” to whoever is breaking your heart.
But that doesn’t mean I think...
Migration
I really need to move somewhere where people talk and move and LIVE more slowly.
Getting out of "hand" →
Day 6
#6: The person you like and why you like them.
Even though things are far from being paradise right now, I still like my boyfriend. I like that he can come across as a tough guy (tattoos and stuff) but is actually (sometimes) a softy. I like that he’s not afraid to be goofy and weird around me. I like that he’s smart in ways different from me (like, he knows a lot about cars and...
Decisions
Decisions are hard to make when you’re such an indecisive person. I have some really big ones coming up. That means I’m in big trouble…
Day 5
#5: 5 things that annoy you about the opposite sex/same sex.
1. The fact they they have a penis and I don’t. Yes, I am full of penis envy. I want to be able to orgasm easily! I want to pee standing up! I want to not bleed out my insides every month!
2. That they can have multiple sex partners and get high fives from all their friends, while all we get is slapped with the label...
Day 4
#4: What you wear to bed
A tee shirt and undies. I hate wearing pants to bed because they get all twisty and the pantlegs ride up to your crotch. If I had my own room, I’d sleep nakey.
WTF, Cosmo?
Okay, Cosmo. I love you. But seriously…WTF?!
(From “60 Hands-free Ways to Wow Him”…)
#19: “My wife was straddling my face and stretched on leg out to work my Johnson with her toes.”
#44: “Lick his eyelids, and then blow on your saliva.”
#49: “My wife put lube on the inside of her forearm and slid her arm back and forth between my upper...
Day 3
Yeah I know I’m technically doing two of these in one day, but I skipped yesterday by accident when I posted after midnight, so…
#3: What kind of person attracts you?
In general, I’m attracted to people who are:
Smart (book or street)
Funny (witty, especially)
Politically/socially aware OR willing to admit they aren’t as informed as they should be (in other words, not...
Day 2
#2: How have you changed in the past 2 years?
Me two years ago…
Me now…
Just based on these images, I’d say the changes were for the better. Obviously.
No, but in all seriousness. I may have already gotten a grasp on who I was two years ago, but I’m just now learning what I want. That’s not to say I don’t still struggle with indecision. I’ve...
This was me driving into Somerville on Friday. I was stuck in traffic for at least an hour and a half.