May 2013
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I just want to be happy with my body, all the time. I don’t know what else I can do to make this happen. Honestly, I don’t think there is anything I can do because this is how I’ve been hard-wired.
What guy turns down a booty call?!
Goddamn. I can’t tell if you’re lame or oblivious.
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All I wanted was to get my nipples pierced. Now suddenly I’m getting a new car. Exciting but not all at the same time.
April 2013
59 posts
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Happy (almost) birthday.
From my private journal. Written March 5th.
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I get angry sometimes that you can’t be enough of an adult to have a civil and/or meaningful conversation with me. I really just miss talking to you, my best friend.
But what did we even talk about anyway? I can’t remember any fulfilling conversations. Just a bunch of bullshit about love and other mushy things. Was there even...
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The only reason I’m not an alcoholic is because I’m afraid of getting fat.
Pathetic.
TRYING TO SQUEEZE MYSELF INTO MY SUMMER CLOTHES...
howdoiputthisgently:
SHIT I DIDN’T EVEN THINK ABOUT THIS.
INTERACTING WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX WHILE DRUNK
howdoiputthisgently:
SOME PEOPLE:
ME:
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Too close to home.
I can’t deal with humanity right now.
Please. Just make this madness stop.