I just want to be happy with my body, all the time. I don’t know what else I can do to make this happen. Honestly, I don’t think there is anything I can do because this is how I’ve been hard-wired.
What guy turns down a booty call?! Goddamn. I can’t tell if you’re lame or oblivious.
All I wanted was to get my nipples pierced. Now suddenly I’m getting a new car. Exciting but not all at the same time.
Happy (almost) birthday.
From my private journal. Written March 5th. [[MORE]] I get angry sometimes that you can’t be enough of an adult to have a civil and/or meaningful conversation with me. I really just miss talking to you, my best friend. But what did we even talk about anyway? I can’t remember any fulfilling conversations. Just a bunch of bullshit about love and other mushy things. Was there even...
The only reason I’m not an alcoholic is because I’m afraid of getting fat. Pathetic.
TRYING TO SQUEEZE MYSELF INTO MY SUMMER CLOTHES...
howdoiputthisgently: SHIT I DIDN’T EVEN THINK ABOUT THIS.
INTERACTING WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX WHILE DRUNK
howdoiputthisgently: SOME PEOPLE: ME:
Too close to home.
I can’t deal with humanity right now. Please. Just make this madness stop.